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1. How do you know the first believer was Christian?
Chris Chun (sounds like “Christian.”)
2. Why do we say “Amen” instead of “Awomen”?
We sing “hymns” (hims) not “hers.”
3. What is the only Chinese phrase in the Bible?
Nehemiah
4. Have you heard the guy who lost his left side in a car accident?
He is all RIGHT now.
5. Have you heard the guy who got fired from Minuet-maid?
Well, he could not CONCENTRATE.
6. Have you heard the guy who would not pay his exorcist?
He got REPOSSESSED.
7. Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed can’t come to you.
8. What did the mushroom say when I told him that he is boring?
The mushroom said, “I am a fun guy (fungi).”
9. Who has three hands in the Bible?
Samson (“Sam” is three in Korean, and “sohn” is hand in Korean).
10. There is a group of Christians trying to paint the entire church white. Later on, they were running out of paint. So, they dilute the half can of paint with thinner and finally paint the entire church. Suddenly, thunder roared, and God said, “Repaint and thin no more.”
(Joke - God said, “Repent and sin no more.”)
11. What does the fish say when it hits on the concrete wall?
Damn (Dam)!
12. What do you call a boomerang when it does not work?
A stick
13. Do the know the left joke and right joke?
“When-joke and Oh-Rong-joke”
(“When-joke” is the Korean word for left while “Oh-Rong-Joke” is the Korean word for right).
14. What’s up?
Ceiling! (Or the roof!)
15. Why did the Energizer Bunny get arrested by the police?
He was charged with battery.
16. Which country in this world has a lot of bacteria?
Germany (Germ many)
17. What did the hat say to the hatrack?
You stay here and I’ll go a head.
18. What did the carpet say to the floor?
Don’t make a move, I got you covered.
19. What did the big toe say to the little toe?
Don’t look back, but we’re being followed by a heel.
20. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
Wat-tah! (Water)
21. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite burger?
Whop-pah! (Whopper)
22. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite hotel?
Hya-at! (Hyatt)
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